First Date

“You’re not as tall as I expected.”

These are the words of greeting as I arrive at the bar for my first date since the break-up of my marriage, my treatment and surgery.  It is not a promising start. I manage to stop myself from responding, “You’re older than I hoped” as I make my way to the bar to get a drink.


This is a blind date facilitated by a friend who somehow guesses I am well suited to an ex-work colleague of hers. How she has determined our compatibility beyond the fact that I am single and so is he, is frankly beyond me. But I might as well go with it as there are not hordes of suitors queuing at my door.

We have stalked each other on LinkedIn so we do have a vague idea of what each other looks like, or what we might have looked like a few years ago on the picture we deem most suitable for business networking. We’ve exchanged a few emails, the online equivalent of dogs sniffing each other’s bottoms and here we are.

I don’t really want to go on dates yet. If eligible fit young men could be sent to my flat to trial hanging out on the sofa eating Pringles while watching crap TV that would be fine. But apparently that is not what happens. I am as likely to get selected on first views while swiping a profile on a Phone App as I am to be cast as Mary Poppins in a West End stage show. So, I must take my chances where I can get them I suppose. Or should I?

So here I am. On a work night, seated opposite a pleasant looking man who works as a career coach. I feel like I am being interviewed. In spite of his horror at my lack in inches he gives the date a whirl and interrogates me on my life choices. Already I am thinking that if he is disappointed in my height he might have an apoplexy when he discovers what I don’t have in my bra.

Now I think I am a jolly kind of person. I enjoy a joke and I have a few interesting anecdotes from past and present to share in good company over a drink. I am not always falling over myself to announce I have had cancer. But it has been a big part of what has been happening to me over the past two years. In the absence of my husband it has also been the source of most of my human interaction. So habits have been formed. But I manage to keep it out of the conversation for the early part of the evening, yet let it slip that I have had a bit of a problem with my health over recent times. So it was all my fault when he asked the question. “Tell me” he probes. “You mentioned that you haven’t been well, can I ask what you had wrong with you?”

Only then do I realise that I don’t want to tell him. And yet why not, it’s going to have to come out some time or other. After all, if we were to become an item and he wants to head off on romantic mini breaks he may spot the glue for sticking on my tit amongst my fluids at the airport check-in. Don’t get me wrong I am not buying wedding dresses in my head here. But a girl loves a mini break if there’s romance in the offing.

I take a deep breath and say, in what I hope is a casual kind of way, “I’ve had cancer”. What comes next is another surprise. “Where?” he asks. Now I am a forward kind of girl and it is only maturity, lack of opportunity and good manners that have calmed my instinct for being promiscuous, inappropriate and downright crude. But I wasn’t really planning to talk about my breasts on my first date. Now I could have been coy and refused to answer. But what’s the point in that. I often feel coyness is a form of attention seeking. A bit like those irritating cryptic status posts on Facebook along the lines of “ I cannot believe what just happened!”. And so I take another deep breath and reply (taking all these deep breaths I am surprised I didn’t hyperventilate and prompt him to stick a paper bag over my head), “In my breast”. Now I don’t know what I expected the response to be. I am, at this point of the date, feeling very awkward. But what did happen was unexpected. What did happen was not what all friends’ positive messages of hope had prepared me for. What did happen was that he looked at his watch, announced that he had a train to catch as he had a long commute home and he hopped off his bar stool and departed to get his coat. He was not rude, he did not run. But clearly, like me, he didn’t want to talk about my breasts either.

13 thoughts on “First Date

  1. Dear Penny,

    Your experience called to mind a recent conversation with a friend on the subject of caring for loved ones who have cancer: “It’s a bit of a cliché,” he said, “but you’ll find that cancer brings out the best and the worst in people”.

    So, I’m sorry to hear that you’ve encountered the worst, but it sounds as though one great thing about your cancer is that revealing it to your date revealed something wholly malignant in him; meanness of spirit, cowardice when confronted with suffering and, worse still, plain old-fashioned crappiness.

    Pat Benatar had it right; love *is* a battlefield. Blind dating is somewhere near the front line. It’s particularly perilous because there’s the (oft-dashed) hope that, because your date comes recommended, they can’t be all bad. But they can.

    Don’t let this first date put you off. There *are* men who’d be grateful that you’re open sharing your experience, who’re able to see you rather than what they’re scared of, and happy to plump for a night or more of Pringles and Peaky Blinders. Not many, but you probably don’t need an entire squadron.

    If in doubt, follow your instincts. Be promiscuous, inappropriate and downright crude – from my own experience, it can be tremendously healing. Please don’t let good manners or maturity stand in your way – other people seem not to.

    Thanks for the great writing. Love to you and your loved ones.

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  2. My friend and I disagree on when I should tell a date about my breast cancer. Well, not so much about that, but about the fact I have no breasts at all anymore. I’m totally ok with it, but I know it’s a guy thing. My friend thinks I should wait and let him get to know me and then it won’t matter. But, I know it does matter a lot to some. Also, I feel because I know it matters, not saying anything is lying by omission. Also, if it matters that much, I don’t want to invest the time, only to find out that they’re a douchebag. All of this in the hopes that it doesn’t matter. There’s a difference to me between important and vital, but I digress.

    Maybe it’s the venue I was using (POF is exactly what they say it is), but out of the 10+ dates I went on, every single one of them was only a first date. I tried a few different approaches, but was unsuccessful. I totally agree with you in your other article about how the longer you leave it, the more awkward it becomes. My conversation with a particular ‘gentleman’ had gotten hot and heavy over text and he mentioned how much he loved cleavage. I thought I should say something right there, but decided against it. When it got hot and heavy in person and I made the big reveal, he said, ‘Well, that’s disappointing.’ And I never heard from him again. At least it has taught me about how not to take on other people’s stuff.

    We live in a society where tits can be used to sell a burger, but God forbid a woman breastfeed in public. Living without a breast(s) is something no one talks about. Lance Armstrong was practically canonized for living without one testicle. I still believe it’s important to say upfront and will continue to do so. I am still a woman, still a sexual being, all without breasts. Go figure. Here’s to the both of us finding someone who has some brains and compassion (on both sides of the pond).


    • Well said! And to the guy who said it “was disappointing” when things got hot and heavy…words escape me, but I suppose it doesn’t come as a surprise. I think those well meaning friends who say a lack of tits shouldn’t matter are unfortunately not living in the real world. Well, let’s hope we both discover the exceptions….


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